ZARA HOROSCOPE BAGS…
At less than £30.00 the new clutch bags from Zara are fast fashion fodder from the high street. I’m a little impressed but remember retailers, buddy up with a real life astrologer and you won’t regret their pearls of wisdom.
I work with brands advising on color and the look of the zodiac and can totally help you out – even if it is just coming up with some consistent names…
Not sure if I’d run out to buy them but see for yourself, they’re quirky and cutesy.
A little less imagination went into the naming of the Bull’s bag, but 5/5 for the nose ring! Very cool touch and love the cowgirl styling.
Again, a no-brainer for the zodiac’s twin stars but my guess is that Gemini would love more thought in their moniker! This accessory reminds me of Thing One and Thing Two from the Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat book!
Who said Cancerians slop about in old grey sweaters *ALL* the time, clinging to their clothes for sentimentality?
Zara perpetuates the myth and we’re all left wondering if Cancer really is the hoarder of the zodiac…
Queen Leo wins and gets the cool bag – slow clap.
It’s true, luscious Leo is just that little bit better than the rest of us and she’s the most desirable clobber in her closet to prove it.
As a Virgo true and pure you get the girlie girl bag.
Not sure you’ll go for these trimmings but the mustard is a fine hue.
Hm. Is it me or are some of these looking a little tacky?
Libra is the zodiac sign aligned with fashion, not sure how she’d feel about the dangly bauble mashup plus fur, plus leather appliqué, plus jewel add-ons.
Don the overcoat and voila! Scorpio style: mysterious and elusive.
It seems the water signs and air signs get blue while earth signs get tan, and fire signs get black. Shame they didn’t pick four color ways! Fair’s fair.
Happy Birthday Sagittarius – something to put on your wishlist perchance?
Yes, Capricorn will have to be brave later in 2017 when both Saturn and Pluto reside in her sign, however will this bag make it till then?
Read what the Saturn Return does to your wardrobe Stargazer and let me know your thoughts in the comments…
Aw, there goes Aqua child with a feather in her cap!
Literally cannot decide if I think this one’s totally gross or ultimately cool. Thankfully I’m not the one to decide! My progressed moon maybe in the sign of the Water Bearer but that does not warrant a deep dive into Aquarius style…
Pisces star Liz Taylor was dubbed the ocean by husband Richard Burton…